Assrape

A vigorous double-handed butt squeeze without consent, usually for the shocked reaction.
I assraped Vladimir the other day, and OH MY GOD, his ass must have been carved by angels.
by Red Fleming June 28, 2011
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Assrape

A traditional hazing ritual on new posters in the lounge forum at bluelight.ru. New posters with "leap before looking" attitudes, generally break unwritten and written rules of the forum, thus attracting massive negative attention. The public ridicule only becomes greater in strength if the new poster attempts to defend themselves, even more so if done emotionally. Any and every display of weakness or opportunity is viciously exploited in order to crush whatever spirit the poor victim may have.
The purpose to such outright attacks is two fold. It not only weeds out those who would not be able to withstand the often crude, rude and offensive nature of the forum, but it also hardens others into a state of shamlessness thus enhancing their contribution potential to the forum and future Assrapings.
example of assrape:

420nEwGUy69: y0! i'VE bEeN uP fOr eIGhT daZE NoW. sTr8 uP!

bler: you look like the type of person to do something as retarded as that
bler2: you know, if you didn't spank so regularly, perhaps you wouldn't keep bumping that capslock keys while typing.
bler3: fuck off back to your cave, troll! no one likes you. not even you mother likes you.
bler: yeah she told me between pounds in the ass and mouth.
by l2Fr August 25, 2006
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Assrape is a crime wherein the victim is forced into sexual activity against his or her will, in particular sexual penetration. It is considered by most societies to be among the most severe crimes.
Chupacabra raping Healmaster by putting his penis in her/his ass, against his/her will.
Chupacabra assraped HealMaster.
by Chupacabraa March 24, 2006
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Assrape

To talk to, or talk back to.
person 1: Hey remember Tracy from down the street?
I totally assraped her last night!
person 2: So you really finally talked to her last night?
Person 1: Oh yea, we assraped all night!

Person 1: My mom was assraping me about something.
person 2: Really what was she assraping you about?
Person 1: I don't know, something about cleaning my room,
So I assraped her back!

Person 1: You know those times when some random person comes up and starts assraping you for no reason?
Person 2: yea that totally happened to me last night on the subway, some random guy started assraping me, it was awful, he just kept assraping me about a whole bunch of questions. It was

so awkward, I was so ashamed, I had nothing to assrape back about.
by finatu July 22, 2009
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This is like, when someone rapes you in your ass
by DoCtoRGriLLz August 26, 2006
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assrape

What happens when you drop the soap in the Alabama Penetiniary system.
Man, Bubba assraped me last night when i dropped my soap in the showers!
by Contribution To Society July 25, 2003
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assraping

To beat, crush or pound someone/something so hard that they humiliate the other in front of all.
Damn, did you see Ohio St. assraping Wisconsin?
by ThePopularDictionary January 19, 2015
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