assPod

n. Obnoxious overly high-tech person who insists on conspicuously using or ranting about yet another needless elitist tech gadget OR the device itself.

Bilbo: Let's go to the pizza place with wifi and order off their web site right from the parking lot.
Fred: You're such a f-ing assPod.

Gary: If Bilbo shows me one more time how many songs he has on his iPod, I'm gonna shove it up his butt and turn it into an assPod.

by Duglass January 2, 2009

assparrot

Someone who talks out of his ass a lot.

Shut the fuck up, assparrot!

by Tom Servo January 30, 2004

Asswad

A synonym for "butdorf". meaning a complete tool who has a significantly smaller penis than anyone he knows.

Guy#1- "Did you see that guy with the tiny penis"

Guy# 2- "You mean butdorf?"

Guy# 1- " No the asswad!"

Guy# 2- " Same thing!!"

by Jake!!!!!! June 29, 2011

asspants

An assbag so extensive that it has to be made into an entire pair of pants.

Lou couldn't remember to empty his assbag frequently enough so he needed to get fitted for a pair of asspants. What a rod.

by BGLou January 29, 2004

asswad

An abrasive form of the word ass which may include wad at the end. My little brother

Me and my cousin were going to go out, and then my loser asswad narcing little brother went and narced our nuts off... dam

by SamiKhalaf January 11, 2008

asspain

1. Adj - having to do work that usually doesn't make sense and/or results from human incompetence
2. N - Person; usually higher ranking - who refuses cooperate with you or accept your answer when you know the subject matter better than they do; someone that insists on making your job harder

Used both ways:
"The petition was ready to be submitted, but Ms. Asspain insists on having her comments reviewed, even though she sent them to us after the deadline."
"So now we need all new signatures? That process took months, why are we going through this asspain?"

by Dj1s April 6, 2008

assmaduff

the hugest ass in the world

look at that assmaduff

by Anonymous September 11, 2003