Asspants 

Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.

Dad I swear, that's just lotion on my asspants.

Asspants by Autism Penis December 12, 2019

asspants 

An assbag so extensive that it has to be made into an entire pair of pants.

Lou couldn't remember to empty his assbag frequently enough so he needed to get fitted for a pair of asspants. What a rod.

asspants by BGLou January 29, 2004

nigga bob asspants 

Slang for the cartoon character sponge bob square pants

Yo, homie my little bro was watching nigga bob asspants earlier.

nigga bob asspants by pissna April 16, 2007

magic ass pants 

Lululemon yoga pants. Gives almost every girl who wears them a great ass.

Check out her ass... she is wearing magic ass pants!

magic ass pants by me123456789 December 28, 2008

ass pants

Tight, stretchy pants meant to show-off one's ass. Typically worn by college hoochies out clubbing.

Anna is so hot in her ass pants.

ass pants by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003

shit-ass pants 

The description of a person who has shit their pants, and it’s splattered all over their ass.

Tom: Look at Brian’s pants! Oh my god.

Jim: Oh my god, he has shit-ass pants

shit-ass pants by JBJ69 May 17, 2020

poop ass pants 

Sweatpants that have become too worn out making the ass sag and giving the illusion of having a load of shit in them

Carol should retire her Victoria Secret {sweatpants}, she's got some poop ass pants going on, and there's nothing 'sexy' about that.

or

(At the ice skating rink with ya boyz) That lady would have it going on if she would quit trying to {pop and lock} it in her poop ass pants, it looks like her ass hangs down to her knees!

poop ass pants by firetiger83 October 22, 2015