Asspants
Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.
Asspants by Autism Penis December 12, 2019
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poop ass pants
Sweatpants that have become too worn out making the ass sag and giving the illusion of having a load of shit in them
Carol should retire her Victoria Secret {sweatpants}, she's got some poop ass pants going on, and there's nothing 'sexy' about that.
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(At the ice skating rink with ya boyz) That lady would have it going on if she would quit trying to {pop and lock} it in her poop ass pants, it looks like her ass hangs down to her knees!
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(At the ice skating rink with ya boyz) That lady would have it going on if she would quit trying to {pop and lock} it in her poop ass pants, it looks like her ass hangs down to her knees!
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