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Assburgers syndrome

A condition suffered by people from the Munster area. Symptoms include chronic masterbation coupled with an intense desire to get their point across by talking and gesticulating in an exasperated manner
No.... No... No.... Basically.... It's assburgers syndrome
by scutteryballbag June 16, 2016
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asburger

A faggot who has a strange paranoia of hotdogs, thinking they are evil/demonic
A fat faggot walks down a street in New York, sees a hot dog stand, they then hide in a bush for the next 12 hours waiting for it to close, so no information can be found on them.

2 other people walk down the street saying "Wow, that fag has some serious asburgers"
by Carl_Stevens 9988 February 28, 2017
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assuager

Assuager, I fucking love you. Have my babies.
by Mr. Anson January 21, 2008
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Asberger's

exhibiting a severe inability to function like a normal human being, akwardness in social interactions, and restricted, stereotyped patterns of behavior and interests. Normally associated with physical awkwardness
person 1: why did he keep trying to answer all those questions in class without ever knowing any of the answers? it's like he thinks he's the only one in the class.

person 2: see, i told you he had asberger's
by 2cool4lawschool December 17, 2008
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assbatter

Smegma-like, lathering build up in one's butt crack due to high temperatures and sweating, especially after a workout and/or manual labor. Dingleberries may or may not be present.
Hey, the dog is licking the assbatter out of my underwear again!
by sireland November 15, 2007
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Assbarfer Syndrome

"When Salyn heard that Corn might have 'Assbarfer Syndrome' , she laughed so hard she was snorting .
by Cornykins July 7, 2011
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Assburger

The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.
She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.
by All Bets Hedged March 5, 2021
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