aslala

n. A man with connections to Allah, the Almighty, and who therefore has unfathomable power, but who is usually faking being holy and should get a timeout and a Cleveland steamer

v. To aslala, to give a timeout or Cleveland steamer to a faking aslala and then using much force in resurrecting Allah

I sent that aslala back to Iraq

by Rod Parsa November 15, 2007

assal

a really short girl with big boobs who is extremely hot and i wanna make out with her.

that girl is the best assal i have ever seen.

by hasti March 12, 2005

assalanche

When an ass is so large that the definition of that ass is completely lost within the body of the individual bearing the ass. Usually best identified when the ass starts amid the fat of the back and ends at or after the knees.

Damn, I'd have hit that but I'm afraid I'd be consumed in the ensuing assalanche.

by Jezru January 4, 2008

Assalation

Girls shaking their asses provocatively.

"Damn, that video had a lot of assalation."
"I see you baby, shaking that ass."

by penquinsolder October 26, 2012

Asala

Asala is the most beautiful and kindest girl in the world. There are so many boys in love with Asala and they want to do everything to have Asala.

Asala has a beautiful heart and she is always ready for her friends.

If you have an Asala, you must thank God for that, because she is the sunshine in your life. Once she's gone you'll never find happiness again.

I feel down can I go to Asala?

I have nobody anymore just Asala.

by nicknameuser14 March 15, 2019

assalicious

A delicious ass. You just want to take a bite! MMM MF!

That girl is assalicious!

by John_Kojak February 21, 2006

ascariasis

A cripling and horrifying disease that consists of a bunch of worms ranging in size that live inside the host. Most cases, they give no symptoms. Basiaclly a ball of worms living inside you :/

"Hey, have you seen Jerry? He said he felt to the stomach."
"Sorry bud but he died of ascariasis like a couple of hours ago."

by zutter August 26, 2016