apple pie

to poop in a pie container and putting the "apple pie" in the oven for a delicous aroma around your home.

ME- "i made your house smell like apple pie."

FRIEND- " it smells like baked shit!"

by xxTV82xx February 22, 2011

apple pie

Deviant's sex toy.

Like warm apple pie. MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!(Check your slice for hairs!)

by aereilly August 3, 2003

Grandma's apple pie

A pussy so loose, it looks as though it is your Grandma's apple pie.

Your sister has got Grandma's apple pie

by anonymous January 6, 2004

apple pie and the shoe bangers

Music group consisting of union members EZE and Evan.

laura cant wait for the new apple pie and the shoe bangers cd. (coming probably never)

by little cactus November 6, 2003

Apple Pie

When you stick an apple up a guys ass and put the pie in his mouth to stop him from moaning too loud.

"Dude did you see he went to a cafè and when he asked for apple pie they apple pied him, and now he can't walk"

by Apple pie monster September 24, 2021

Georgian apple pie

When your eating someone’s ass then someone else comes in and pukes in that persons ass. That person then shits the vomit back onto you.

Bro Sara Johnson and I hit that Georgian apple pie last night.

by Buttchugger69420 November 4, 2018

apple pie

a cleverly diguised word enables you to cuss some bretherin whom you are vexed with without them realising. Apple pie meaning pie --> sigh --> sii --> simple = dopey, ditzy, not really capable of going into deep conversations in because they get lost in their own thoughts etc...

e.g ::

barney ~ oii, blad mind the-

{some bretherin falls down stairs}

barney ~ (mutters) fucking apple pie ...

by BarneyBwoii. May 5, 2008