Wanito

A typing error caused by fingernail extensions. Guilty party tends to be a black female with a name like Wanita.

You know that fat black chick Jennifun from accounting, her quarterly report was riddled with Wanito's.

by Party Crashers September 1, 2009

wanksta

A contraction of "wack-ass gangsta" used pejoratively to label those who purport themselves to be ganstas but who are simply posing as such.

You said you a gangsta
But you neva pop nuttin
You said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'
You go to the dealership
But you neva cop nuttin'
You been hustlin a long tyme
And you ain't got nuttin
-- Wanksta, 50 Cent

by ghowles March 22, 2003

wankathon

Timed event, usually done by males, counting the number of times he can ejaculate within a given period.

Jim had 50 sponsors for his 24 hour wankathon, he managed to jack himself off 126 times and raised £400 for charity.

by zygmund July 27, 2003

the original wankster

when a boy gets caught beating off in class. he is now claimed as a living legend, and or the original wankster.

when the original wankster, cody cole, was in spanish class he decided it was a good idea to whip his dick out and jerk his meat

by cody cole December 2, 2009

wankstain

n. Insult, mostly British. Used for foolish, dirty or vulnerable people. Derived from wank and wanker, to do with masturbating. Taken literally, a wankstain would be semen staining an item of clothing after masturbation.

1. You haven't taken a bath in weeks you wankstain!

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

Wank-it Blanket

The Blanket you use to masturbate

"Hey thats my Wank-it Blanket your sleepin with!"

by ElShenanigano14 October 25, 2007

wanking glove

A girl so skinny that when fucking her from behind it's easier to grab her by the waist with one hand and finish yourself off by using her as a wanking mitt.

She's a little fitty isn't she.

Nah, look how skinny she is, she's a proper wanking glove.

by JonnyLondon June 5, 2014