Vegancrite

Word used to describe that up your ass ,annoying , vegan you may know who claims to know every thing , be superior to everyone, and condemn any meat eater alive because they are vegan. However, this same said person wears leather jackets, boots, belts and/or has leather purses/handbags.

The vegancrite condemned us to hell for eating hamburgers as she turned around and walked away in her leather motorcycle boots, leather jacket clutching her leather purse. On a scale of 1 to 10 on the how full of shit is this person meter a vegancrite is about a 15.

by O.G. Junior Mint May 26, 2015

Vegans Taste Better

A saying referring to the hypothesis that the semen of vegan men tastes better than of meat/dairy-eating men.

It also refers to the idea that vegan women have better tasting vaginas than meat/dairy-eating women

There has been some research supporting this but most evidence is anecdotal.

I ate out this vegan chick last night and its true what they say; vegans taste better!

by brontosaurus666 February 26, 2011

veganphobia

Another useless term that exists solely for Vegans to portray themselves as victims, in order to garner unwarranted, unearned societal power over meat-eaters, who just want to be left alone by the insufferable moral-busybodies.

The current political discourse involves portraying yourself as the victim while demonising your opposition BAMN, hence the new trend of incorrectly adding the suffix "Phobia," At the end of any word that describes any group of people that seek change.

HanSoylo: I was at my Vegan protest earlier and the carnivores just laughed at me as I derided them for being murderers, it's so unfair.
BenSoylo: Did you tell them about the cow farts?

HanSoylo: Yes, of course. They laughed at me. :'(
BenSoylo: We need a term to describe these people and give us undue power at the same time... But what?
Both Soy Boys: "VEGANPHOBIA,"

HanSoylo: It is THE only thing that makes sense and it is trendy too, we'll show those veganphobes not to mess with us.
BenSoylo: I'll get Veganphobia trending on Twitter, pass me my phone.
BobSoylo: I'd love to, SoyBen but I don't have the strength.
BenSoylo: Yeah, me either. I think perhaps our bodies suffer from veganphobia too.

by Starbug 1 January 1, 2020

that vegan teacher

That Vegan Teacher is a demented old woman who believes eating animals is wrong. She is a racist and should be put in a care home. She also is famous for getting banned on TikTok (Its anniversary is known as Happy Normal Declaration Day). She should get banned elsewhere, or not get access to the internet

"Have you ever heard about that vegan teacher" asked Keith
"Yeah, she's retarted" replied Steve

by ItsNotMTVGD March 16, 2021

Sexy Vegan

A guy who legal changed his name to Sexy Vegan & tattooed it on his forehead & chest in Skin Candy vegan tattoo ink. got famous via viral Dr. Phil episodes who has since decided to run for President in 2020. He is known for walking around wearing nothing but a speedo while carrying a full length mirror. On his 1st Dr. Phil he made his entrance singing "I am The Beautiful Vegan Messiah" which become a meme and moonwalked out, used profanity and shook his butt at Dr Phil and was kicked off the set & he appeared again and apologized. He is also a singer/songwriter with 2 albums on Spotify & iTunes titled "Ending World Suffering The Fun Way" (28 Track Acapella) & "Eat Ass, Not Animals" (12 track multi-genre, mostly hip hop). He named his butt Delicious Vegan and his dog's name is Cute Vegan. His website is sexyvegan.net & skinnywithabigbutt.com. The 2nd redirects to the first and Chris Brown posted Sexy singing his song Skinny w/a Big Butt to his Instagram on 12/3/17 & sang some himself, Pewdiepie has made a video on Sexy & Sexy Vegan made a video with Logan Paul that is on his site and youtube channel. Sexy Vegan is currently banned from Instagram.

Sexy Vegan is the next President Of The United States.

by Dr Phil Good August 19, 2018

vegantopia

Vegantopia is both a place and a concept. It implies and embraces the idea of love, respect and freedom for all beings according to the highest principles of veganism. Inherent in the word is the utopian ideal, coming into manifestation through the writing, focus, energy, and intention of ethical vegan Ruth Hawe, who believes in and upholds the pacifist peaceable kingdom principle she incarnated to share and co-create with like-hearted others. Ruth uses the name Vegantopia in her 2013 novel "Holy Cow" (www.vegantopia.co..uk)

Vegantopia facebook group is specifically for co -creating the gentle world we vegans are Being.

Words hold power, and transformed language is the key to manifesting the Vegantopia of our dreams.

by TruthAwe May 20, 2014

Vegan Junks

1. The dopest human to ever live.

2. Something that’s not harmful to consume, but will definitely blow your mind and get you fucked up.

Check out @dawgarchive ‘s music, his lyrics will get you mind fucked, that’s vegan junks

John: I clicked a link on dawgarchive’s ig page, guess what?
Doe: You had some vegan junks

John: wtf! How do you know this?
Doe: c’mon man, Vegan Junks has been my fav since day back

by dawgarchive December 19, 2022