stick a shovel up my ass

To give someone a hard time or a lot of attitude.

I hate him! Every time he sees me, he tries to stick a shovel up my ass.

by House-elf December 10, 2010

stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.

"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"

by Julie57 May 7, 2017

Stick the wind up them

Term used to express dissatisfaction of a groups or individuals motivation and encouragement of managerial force to motivate groups or individuals to show more urgency, detail, or quality in there work.

Once your in the meeting can you "Stick the wind up them" so that they understand the task is urgent.

by Big 'Orse October 24, 2018

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

by Starholed April 18, 2024

pick up sticks

a game in which Phil learned at his time in the boy scouts of america. Later Phil sued the Boy Scouts of America in a class action lawsuit.

Phil taught billy 'bout "pick up sticks" alright only he used the Special Scout technique taught to him by his father which was to use his ass cheeks

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 25, 2022

Pick up Sticks

1)to pick up a video game controller and play video games.
this is directly referring to the analog sticks on the controller.

2)also; if someone is sucking at playing video games, one can say this phrase to motivate them.

1. hey dickeyes, you wanna pick up sticks after class???

2. you just got your tits slapped off by that rocket, you better pick up your damn sticks!!

by joe bunyan November 20, 2007