twitterbrain

Noun- A twitterbrain is a human being ,that is attached to their mobile devices, as if it were life support. Symptoms and side affects may include: attention span of a fly, talking in a useless morse code like noise, and scatterbrain.

A twitterbrain was busy skyping on her phone,while I was trying to watch the movie in the theatre.

by oldfart127 May 4, 2015

Twittercism

1. Tweets that are critical of others.

2. Any evaluation, assessment, or criticism found on social media, especially Twitter.

There was some legit Twittercism about the play-calling at the end of the game.

by Erock187 September 28, 2020

Twiterbated

Fuckedupernshit

That Abel was so twiterbated he was playing with his football bat n smelling the color nine

by Stacy james. . February 15, 2021

atomic twittercide

The tweet to end all tweets on a topic that you know is completely the right thing to tweet, but cannot handle the backlash that would follow such madness.

Mike set off an atomic twittercide bomb by telling Amy she looked fat in her new dress.

by Nicholas Giroux November 1, 2012

Twitterbreak

Taking a moment during something strenuous or dangerous in which normal people would either finish their task or possibly run for their lives to tweet(4) about it on Twitter.com

Guy 1: "OH SHIT, OUR APARTMENTS ON FIRE, DUDE CALL 911!"

Guy 2: "Ok one sec!"
*Tweeting: SHITSHITSHIT MY PLACE IS BURNING DOWN* Ok I'll call 911 now!"

Guy 1: "You asshole! You're going to get yourself killed taking Twitterbreaks like that!

by Dexi February 17, 2009

Twitterbug

Someone who spends a great deal of their time on micro blogging service, Twitter.

“Why are you spending so much of your time on Twitter? If you’re not careful, you’ll turn into a Twitterbug.”

by Prof Bruce November 9, 2009

twitterectomy

To ban or remove twitter from a workplace, venue, city or country

Socially Disgruntled Person 1: Hey, man, my twitter isn't tweeting. What's going on.

Socially Disgruntled Person 2: Twitterectomy, mate. It's down. The Man don't want us tweeting about Stuff, right?

by The Grrl May 21, 2011