All the tools and no box to carry them in.

A person or coworker that appears to have intelligence and talent, but continues to screw things up on a regular basis.

Man, I used to think that guy had his shit together. He's such a screw up.
He's got all the tools and no box to carry them in.

by Bernie Lomax February 24, 2009

toots

Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.

Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!

by -Al- May 8, 2008

jenna tools

If you are reading this it means most likely means I have followed you on twitch. jenna tools sounds like genitals.

A Name used for Trolling others

I love jenna tools

by streamsnipe November 5, 2019

Tahoe Toss

Throwing a beer can/bottle into a swing lid trash can from a hot tub. Filling the empty beer full of hot tub water is usually required to have enough force to open the trash can swing lid.

Basic Rules:
- Must finish the beer inside hot tub before throwing
- Must throw from within the hot tub
- If can/bottle goes completely outside the fence surrounding the hot tub, thrower must retrieve can/bottle before throwing again.

"Bring the 30 rack, we'll need it at the tub for Tahoe Toss"

"Joe really biff'd that last throw," says Sherry. "He'll have a fun time hopping the fence and searching for it barefoot in the foot of snow"

"Fuck girls... I just want to play Tahoe Toss"

"Remember when Johnny made 5 in a row for Tahoe Toss??" says Sean. "Johnny use to be metal"

by dancefloordale December 4, 2009

Toss Material

1: Usually visual material used by males as an aid in the act of masturbating

2: A compliment towards anything good, usually an attractive female

1: "I'm going to the corner store to pick up some toss material, I'll be back"
2: "Dude, did you see that chick? She was mad toss material"

by tt December 4, 2003

Toss Him Off

To wank someone off.

'You know Russell would toss him off..and not in the way he wanted'- conversation about 3:10 to Yuma

by Ricockulous October 19, 2008

ross toss

1. the act in which, while having sex, your boyfriend unexpectedly flips you around from on your back to all fours, then proceeds to bang you doggy-style.

"wow! where did that flip move come from sexy?"
"oh girl...don't mind that. i was just doing the ross toss."

by fa-lishe May 20, 2009