teabag

the act of placing the scrotum upon one's forehead or inside of the oral orifice, or as a forceful strike to any area of the human face. Teabaggings may also be performed as a drive-by, in which case you will have a friend drive a motor vehicle at a velocity exceeding 90 mph. At this point, let your danglers stream out the passenger side window and allow them to make contact with an unexpecting elderly woman or some punk-ass kid. A very effective form of revenge.

1. This bitch was all passed out at the party, so i teabagged her.

2. That old dude didn't even see my drive-by teabag coming. Knocked his bitch ass down!

by Maddox Beats Ass! August 6, 2004

teabagged

To lose your public-sector job or benefits as a result of tea party politicians.

After the Tea Party politicians swept into office, Mary and many of her colleagues were immediately teabagged.

by coffee21 March 7, 2011

Teabagged

Being duped into joining a manufactured "grassroots" anti-tax political movement by the ruling elite and/or media.

Fox News teabagged three thousand people into protesting in downtown Chicago on April 15th.

by Walter Krunk-height April 16, 2009

Teabagged

Any Progressive or democrat/communist getting a sack in their mouth by a Teabagger.

That FUP face just got teabagged. She/He took it layin down. She/He just got a mouth full of that hairy sack. She/He probably loved it. Looks like that commie is a pro at being bagged. That Progressive, democrat/communist deserved the full cup of that sack. Looked like She/He was gurgling a little bit.

by supergbp April 12, 2011

teabag

Ok, so teabagging is an activity
carried out by two consenting adults... one of which needs to be a man.
The other... nyah,,, could be a man or a woman. So, one persons mouth is
the cup and the man's ...er ... 'bits'...(i.e. nuts) are the teabag. Then
you dunk the teabag into the cup to brew it. Nice.

Mike: So Jon, how do you like your cuppa, teabag in or out?
Jon: Leave it in, Mike, there's a good sailor.

by sue February 15, 2005

Teabag

(verb) To show superiority over another after a kill in a video game, by repeatedly shoving one's ass into the dead player's corpse. A wildly known method of taunting in FPS games such as Halo, Destiny, Call of Duty, among others.

Bro, what the fuck, I keep getting annihilated by this teabagging asshole.

Get fucked son! Gonna teabag you so hard...

This shit's using cheap weapons, we gotta teabag his ass with every kill.

by Johnny motherfucking Gat May 21, 2016

teabag

way of describing a cigarette on the sly

will we head for a teabag like?

by shmoke69 October 27, 2011