sheefteen

An annoying, unnatractive or childish teenager. First heard by author in Alaska, widespread use not confirmed.

"Man, Alex is such a sheefteen."

by Shikoshiko August 12, 2005

skeefix

When your ADHD is so bad you can never focus on anything for more than a second.

Yo James where’d you go? -oh I was just pulling a skeefix

Hey James wtf I thought you had my back! -oops pulled a skeefix and had to go pee

by Hernicus October 17, 2021

sneef

An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.

"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*

by talala December 24, 2008

smeef

A type of rancid fart that exits through the penis.

Anthony decided to smeef in Brian's mouth because Brian likes men.

by Harry Ballzonya June 11, 2006

skeef

female acquaintance, bootycall, female for whom little respect is given

I was boning this skief the other day . . .

by jb May 22, 2003

sneefairy

A person over the age of fifty that has mystical powers. See also snee.

While any normal elderly person would have perished under the pressure and heat of the falling building, the mighty sneefairy stood strong and used his powers to save the children from certain demise.

by Jesse J. May 23, 2003

Sheefin

replacement for any curse word and can be used as an adverb. Also means really awesome.

That's sheefin awesome!
I'd sheef that.
Your sheefin annoying!
God, what a sheefer.
I'm the sheefin sheef!
Ya, were sheefin.

by mamarayray September 30, 2009