smatterchew

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".

Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.

by jeru411 December 25, 2008

shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.

dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.

by mc rb March 23, 2007

Scattereday

Scattereday is the day following Friedday, where your brain has been fried and now feels scattered because of the comedown.

"I'm never capable of doing anything on Scattereday."

by Psardy July 5, 2008

Spatterhund

{spah-tur-hoond} noun, 1. A person that derives pleasure and gratification from ejaculation (typically male) upon their head, neck and face; the central tenet of this cum fetish is that the longer and forceful the stream, and the greater the volume of ejaculate, the better; frequently performed in a group setting, e.g. a circle jerk

The spatterhund took on ten guys and was blinded by jizz.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

Scatterjack

A highly confused semi dangerous person, disorganized. Tends to drop and break things. Always looking for misplaced / lost items. Very elusive and hard to find. Moves rapidly.

"Has anyone seen Mike?" "Yeah that guy is a real scatterjack, he is in the work bay looking for the tools he lost this morning."

by Scubbled Jac March 14, 2023

crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.

"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"

by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016

slattern

Best word ever.
More sophisticated than "slut", but slighty less crude and overdone than "slag", whilst still retaining that crucial amount of European-ness.

"Nonsense, slattern! I will not tolerate your slatternry!"

by princesscupcake April 8, 2006