wooden spoons

Wooden spoons is a prank that is purported to be a challenge in which two contestants take turns hitting each other on the back of the head with a wooden spoon in their mouth. In actually, the contest is a prank because usually a third person (who is in on the prank) is hitting the victim in the back of the head with a spoon.

Want to play some wooden spoons?! LOL

by d6dp October 26, 2007

greasy spoons

The highly competitive, internationally acclaimed sport involving teams of nude, greased partners bound together by gratuitous strands of glow-sticks. Together, under the glow of blacklights, the couple must writhe their way across the finish line before the other duos. Invented in 2011 in Lincoln, Nebraska - the sport has earned acclaim from marriage counselors and the rave community alike.

World-Champion and inventor, Tara Wrist won the coveted first place vest in the 2011 Greasy Spoons finals by writhing in her signature figure eight motion.

by Feelips June 17, 2011

crack spoons

long fingernails on a man

you better cut those crack spoons

by phishman2000 May 12, 2009

spoons

A game where an unsuspecting person is challenged to a contest, where large heavy desert spoons are placed between the teeth and turns are taken to hit your opponent on the back of the head with said spoon using only the power of the mouth and neck, untill one of the competitors gives up. However a 3rd person, an associate of the challengee stands behind the unsuspecting player and belts him im time with a 3rd spoon in time with the 'hits' of the real opponent

'Hey we played spoons with Mike yesterday.'
'Cool.'
'Yeah he has brain damage now.'

by Gimli, son of Gloin. May 21, 2006

Spoonis

An "Individual', under the age of 13, that simply sits on his/her ass all day and grinds Runescape. This individual also tends to have many pussy like characteristics so is also known as a PUSSY.

You are the biggest fucking spoonis ever!

by Jsgsw3 July 29, 2014

spoons

Another word for a skateboarding prodigy. Reaches new limits, breaks boundaries, always raises the bar and at the end of the day rolls fiya J.

"yeah that was sick man!"

"riding like spoons!"

by WILL AND DAN February 5, 2018

Spoonist

Someone who practices {Spoonism}

That guy is so cool! He must be a Spoonist!

by Spoonist101 October 16, 2018