Contrary to the other listed definitions , is not a bitch drink with low alcohol content. In fact it has MORE alcohol content than the average beer. It also tastes WAY better. Drinking piss does not make you more of a man.
Scenario 1
Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)
Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!
Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label
Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS 4.2% ALC AND SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?
Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.
Scenario 2 :
Guy 1 : (Is drinking Smirnoff ice)
Guy 2 : Smirnoff? Lol fag!
Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)
Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)
Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!
Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label
Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS 4.2% ALC AND SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?
Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.
Scenario 2 :
Guy 1 : (Is drinking Smirnoff ice)
Guy 2 : Smirnoff? Lol fag!
Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)
by The-Truth873405705 August 6, 2011
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by joekent October 9, 2008
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The word bitch technically means "Female Dog" but in this definition "Smirkish Ass Bitch" could refer to any living human who is down right fucked up in all ways, shapes, and forms. A scandolous individual who will fuck you over real quick and for any and everything they can get. Someone not to be trusted and who must be observed by others. Very sneaky.
LNBAC "aye have you talked to Brittany today I think she took something from my house and we closer and cooler than that".
Gutta "Hell naw I ain't talked to that smirkish ass bitch you know you can't trust that bitch round yo shit. YO BAD!"
Gutta "Hell naw I ain't talked to that smirkish ass bitch you know you can't trust that bitch round yo shit. YO BAD!"
by Kanaree Ladiie Banks August 26, 2009
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A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.
A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.
by Honey why is the baby on fire? May 30, 2018
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person #1 smirks
me: That smirk on your face is driving me crazy. You know what?!!! Get the smirk off your face!!
person #1 smirks
me: That smirk on your face is driving me crazy. You know what?!!! Get the smirk off your face!!
by DarDarDar September 5, 2010
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by yahh boii May 14, 2009
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by bob-the-builder August 28, 2013
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