Skief

When you cum blood, can only happen if you’re under 6 feet. Terrible condition. Looks kinda like fresh dairy milk, but with blood in there. Verb or Noun

Yo i skiefed on this chicks face it was so gross, shit looked like a hitchcock scene

by fetzyboi May 7, 2021

Skoe

Girls who don't skate but go to the skate park to check out the hot skaters and meet them.

Do you see that skoe over there? she looks hot.

by loveydoveybabe June 15, 2009

skeef

to steal somethin from someone.. such as a carey rat or hobbit

i skeefed some potato chips from bilbo's hut.

by ajfdkjfakdfjk March 8, 2005

skoffer

someone who eats with verosity, a person who is stoned and has the munchies out of control

"I can't hang out with john when he's stoned
he's a skoffer!"

"we were so stoned we were skoffing out!"

by Taistix October 22, 2008

Shoeffler

The slowest man in the world. Capable of turning any 5 minute tasking into a project requiring no less than 3 supervisors and approximately 13 hours. Known for "shuffling" through tasks apparently randomly. Also, with a failure to ingest any "eines" (caffeine, nicotine, etc.) in 37 minutes, falls over from lack of energy.

Shoeffler got tasked with our LDI? Put on a pot of coffee, we will be here a while....

by BD animal November 7, 2011

skouf

A nickname of an amazing person who is super romantic but is sometimes alone

Look at that skouf over there. He's so amazing but no one gets the time to know him

by Joe Nolan January 4, 2015

skoe

A skoe is a skate park hoe

Lets get some bottles and find a skoe or two

by c urban June 2, 2014