squeef

a fart-like noise produced with the mouth mimicking the sound of a vaginal fart.

Don't make that squeef sound again or the teacher will come over here and bust your ass!

by 'dklfj August 2, 2007

Squeef

A penis fart

EEEW!, he squeefed in my milkshake

by mathnerd October 29, 2008

squeef

It's a damn penis fart you tards. skeet + queef = squeef / cock fart.

I am teh h33t 1ax0r.

My dick farted. It's a squeef.

by Squeef Monster November 6, 2004

squeef

to squelch a queef

Tyquanda tried to squeef while fucking her boyfriend Maurice.

by janice December 13, 2003

squeef

when you queef so hard, you shit yourself.

"man, she squeefed in my bed."

"dude, i squeefed the other night."

by t'rex. April 28, 2011

Squeef

A silent but smelly queef.

My son Nicholas's girlfriend squeefed and he told me it smelled like fish and that our dog Rocco barked from the high pitched sound it made and Bella, our other dog, stuck his nose in there to get a better whif of the squeef.

by SteveAsheighNickNikki August 8, 2011

Squeef

When an Indian woman has a vagina fart; a combination of the two words: squa - and Indian woman, and queef - a vagina fart.

-Go on with you, you squeef !

-Man b'y, what did you do that for? Your such a squeef !
-He/she is a squeef !
-Don't talk to me, you squeef !

by Squa-eef111 March 28, 2011