Shoff swap

The switching and/or swapping of microwaves, even when they aren't the same kind :o)

(After taking back a microwave and trading it for a different brand and much better one...)

"We just pulled a Shoff swap!"

by Oh geeze... December 23, 2004

shmeff

To smoke, vape, etc.

I love this new vape it's so easy to shmeff on it

by izzyfuld November 25, 2014

shmiff

being cool, amazing, or awesome. a person, place, or thing can be shmiff. can also be used as "shmiffy". originally started at the waked's house by really good looking marina & edison students.

tonight was shmiffy, can't wait for tomorrow night ;)

by lilstovsss16 March 13, 2011

shmoft

A picture (or to take a picture) of a toy, action figure, figurine, etc. posed in such a way that it appears to be performing a real life task.

"Did you see the shmoft on Reddit of Mario vacuuming the living room?"

"I'm taking my Donkey Kong figurine to shmoft at the E3 Nintendo booth!"

by Jenkinz June 13, 2013

shroff

The act of sliding out of one's clothing due to huge quantities of alcohol.

That sorority chick was so drunk she shroffed her clothes and dove naked into the pool.

by SuzeB January 28, 2008

Shmoofle

A dessert of the future that will cause many people to gain a crapload of weight.

That shmoofle was superb! I probably gained 1,000,000,000 pounds from eating it just now.

by Myrtle the Turtle December 3, 2006

Shoffee

The making of and/or drinking of coffee that is by all intents and purposes, shitty.

Shitty Coffee

"Hey Mark, you forgot your shoffee on the counter"
"What?"
"Your shitty coffee, its there on the countertop"

by Mike747 October 13, 2009