shatter sock

The point in which your "cum sock" is so stiff it shatters when dropped

I donkey punched my girl in the back of the head with my shatter sock

by Nigg_lover September 5, 2019

Scatterstone

When 2 or more people go number 2 on a rock then, once the rock is completely covered in human excrement the players toss it back and fourth like a game of Hot Potato

Michael And Joseph are so gross! Look at them playing scatterstone!

Max broke up with me because he saw me scatterstoneing with Brandon

by Elenordook July 13, 2020

Shattered

A catch all phrase for anything, anyone, or state of being incredibly inappropriate, awesome, high, retarded or fucked!

After I got that big old gremlin of a turd out my ass, that toilet was shattered!

by Wise old owl May 23, 2021

earth shattering

When something is so amazing that it changes your world. Another way of saying mind blowing, or fucking amazing.

Jeremy Lin's win streak is Earth Shattering!

by ashack April 10, 2012

Shitter Shatter

When you shit so hard/big you break the toilet

You: Bro, don't go in the bathroom right now yikes

Them: why?
You: My dad just did a massive shitter shatter

by Beffedidoday October 10, 2021

smash her shutters in

For a man to have sex with a woman.

"I'd smash her shutters in"
"SMASHED"

by UD-DanB May 13, 2010

Pre-game shitters

When you get so nervous before an occasion, instead of getting pre-game jitters, you get pre-game shitters.

Track runner1: dude I'm so scared about this meet, I think I have pre-game shitters.

by CrazynameJane June 24, 2016