shatner

to literally shit inside a woman

shatner?
i never even touched her

by puppet April 1, 2005

shatner

Term used in the acting community to describe a bad performance or delivery. aka. When your acting is metaphorically equivalent to a steaming pile of shit.

"John Travolta took a long hard Shatner throughout the entire duration of Battlefield Earth"

by Kris Perry April 2, 2007

shatner

verb: the act of pushing or elbowing someone out of the way in order to get a better view of yourself in a mirror (or to hog a camera shot).

"Quit trying to shatner the mirror - I'm trying to shave here!".

by Galidia March 13, 2011

William Shatner

A man who played the greatest Starfleet captain ever. Unfortunately now, you can place any the suffix "-bag" at the end of any word and it would describe him.

Hi. I'm William Shatner and I'm here to shamelessly plug all my books down your throat but I used to be really coo.

by not william shatner June 26, 2009

Shatner

Redneck Trekkie way of saying they almost shit their pants

Damn!!, Shatner in my britches waitin' in line at the star trek convention. Git-R-Done

by spazz_monkey April 8, 2009

Shatner's Disease

A condition from birth which makes an individual (usually a celebrity) have delusions of grandeur in one particular field (i.e. acting, for William Shatner). These people are not actually talented, they just feel they are due to Shatner's Disease. Also called The Worthless Gene. There is no known cure or treatment.

Why does Britney Spears actually think she can sing?

She was born with Shatner's Disease.

by Britney's Worthless March 20, 2005

Shatner

taking a dump or having to take a dump. derives from the actor William Shatner

person 1: dude that beast burritos really getting to me.

person 2: yeah me too man... i'll be back, i gotta go take a shatner

by jorgie LIONHEART August 19, 2009