Speedy Pizza

A pizza delivery service in Lugano, Switzerland, that can and will take advantage of a non-Italian speaker by switching their words around to create an entirely different pizza order.
Basically, an order of an extra topping can easily become an entire new pizza of its own. And it will.

(In broken-up Italian)
-You've called Speedy Pizza
-Hello, I would like two vegetarian pizzas please, with extras of olives, ham, and pepperoni.
-Okay, that will cost you (???)
-Thank you.
-Your pizzas will arrive in 15 minutes.

(pizzas arrive)
-Here's you six maximum size pizzas sir, you owe 181 Swiss Francs

by sim1345 September 29, 2007

Speedy Branch

Your fastest friend

Branch you run so fast, your a speedy branch.

by Branchsquad January 21, 2021

Speedy socks

Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.

Person 1: look it’s speedy socks running past
Person 2: omg his amazing 👏

by Hi.I’m.speedy.socks November 27, 2021

SpeedyLoon

SpeedyLoon is someone that wants to fucking kill him self and will stay a virgin till he become 41. This is because speedyloon fucking buffs the ballon so hard and anyone who uses this probably gets boners when they see a fucking fat chick. They also think having a 1million snapscore is cool, they also seem to finger them self for fun.

Person 1: Hey, wanna fuck?
Person 2: Nah i use speedyloon i cant till im 41
Person 1: Thank fucking god i asked

Person 2: Yeah im very weird.

by Big Black Monkey Balls July 27, 2022

speedyloon

Speedyloon is a combination of cards using skeleton barrel and ballon, in the popular game called clash royale. Anyone who uses this combo probably fucking fingers themself and has no mates. He also has a fetish for fat girls and wants to get laid by multiple at once. They also get no bitches and probably get paid to get laid by a fat girl. These type of people are virgins and the fat girl is probably get scared of them because they use speedyloon

1: I use speedyloon
2: Kys

by Big Black Monkey Balls July 31, 2022

one speedy boi

A man/woman that can run faster than the speed of light

He's fast. He is one speedy boi

by One speedy boi February 7, 2018

speedy

A lovable character of a slow, sleepy and greedy disposition. Notoriously unable to respond quickly to all forms of communication and is often dictated to by Cyril.

Sorry for my speedy reply, i was visiting the hub and couldn't take my phone!

by MGQ - weaves February 18, 2010