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Darude - Sandstorm 

Every song in the world that people do not know the name to
"What is that song?" "Darude - Sandstorm"
Darude - Sandstorm by treyhawk82 October 26, 2013

Sand Attack 

The most annoying fucking attack in the game "Pokemon," when the user apparently kicks sand into your pokemon's fucking eyes, making it lose accuracy, and does it about 4 or 5 times in a row to make your Pokemon miss every damn attack afterwards and makes it fucking useless from then on.
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Pokemon 2's accuracy fell!
Pokemon 2 used Tackle, but it missed!
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Pokemon 2's accuracy fell!
Pokemon 2 used Tackle, but it missed!
Pokemon 1 used Sand Attack!
Etc. Etc.

Sadsturbate 

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles.
John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.
Sadsturbate by Carl Grimes April 17, 2016

Sandal Shuffle 

The awkward walk that is usually adopted by people wearing open-backed sandals.
Jason burst out of the woods, machete in hand and face still covered with a hockey mask, sending all of the teenage camp councilors running except for Gayla, who was caught within seconds because she could only sandal shuffle.
Sandal Shuffle by Kate Charlton October 8, 2008

Carolina Sand-Clot 

A Carolina Sand-Clot is when you are fucking a girl on the beach and you shove a handful of sand up her vagina.
"Sup Broski, my girl just let me give her a mean Carolina Sand-Clot ."
Carolina Sand-Clot by ArikDez July 30, 2016

Dig a hole in the sand 

Every young male beach goer needs to know this! When looking at attractive females in bikinis sometimes you get a half chub. Sometimes a raging chub if you haven't recently cranked one out. The trick is you lay stomach down and dig a trench for your Johnson. This will effectively conceal your erection at the beach.
Male 1: "Hey bro, look at these fine as bitties in their bikinis! Its giving me rigor mortis in my pecker."

Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."

Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do the same."