San Antonio Sandwich

When one defecates between a mattress and boxspring.

The maid service at the hotel was horrible so I left them a San Antonio Sandwich.

by Duke of NY September 12, 2019

San Antonio pasta bowl

The roads In San Antonio are so crazy and weaving that they resemble a pasta bowl hence the San Antonio pasta bowl.

Those roads are so crazy there like a San Antonio pasta bowl!

by RPGthegreat February 23, 2019

San Antonio sigma splooge

When one or more men are jerking off to an anime episode, then happen to accidentally nut on the screen, then proceed to lick off said semen from the screen

I invited my friends over to San Antonio sigma splooge together

by ihtrle April 28, 2024