Smitts Pong

An alternative to beer pong; it includes 2 players, ping pong paddles, ping pong balls, lots of beer, and cigarettes (which do not have to be smoked). Each player puts a can of beer on their side, at the same spot respective to each player. Cigarettes are stuck upright in the opening of the cap. The players volley until you strike the can, in which the other player has to take a gulp of beer; if the cigarette is knocked over, the player has to drink the rest of the beer. Play until content with drunkenness. 'Smitts" comes from the combination of the two original players last names who invented it.

Hey man, want to play some Smitts Pong with me? its the new shit screw beer pong.

by Spying_Fuzzball November 27, 2011

Smatt

Dumb as fricken hell but still not dumb

Example of smatt would be when you do something that is great but a really bad idea

by Crabby mcnab April 16, 2020

Smxttl

A jitter clicker who likes bread and listens to Billie Eilish 24/7

Person 1: Oh look its bread!
Smxttl: yes

Smxttl: I am random

by anonymous April 16, 2021

Smitten

a cute pet name for your little smegma kitten

oh my little smitten i love you

by big_daddy_dogs_kitten_69 February 11, 2022

peep smitty

To see what someone was doing when they thought no could see or
to catch someone in the act of something.

Did you peep smitty?
Yeah, I saw dude stick the money in his back pocket.

by Ms.Kee October 18, 2008

Smuttin Off

A female that is performing many sexual activities with many men.

Yo, look at that drunk chick Smuttin off in the corner.

by G. Bretson August 6, 2008

Smitten

More than like, but not quite love yet, its that feeling in between the two. That feeling of butterflies in your tummy. Its that feeling that makes you smile whenever you think about that special person.

Kayla was quite the smitten kitten when she talked about Tyler.

by SamG21 August 11, 2010