ancient ritual

its when your having sex with an elderly woman then you shove her walking stick as far up her anal cavity ass possible

i gave the old lady an ancient ritual last night.

by charles gutierrez April 27, 2015

rituja

she's beautiful, kind and generous. she's a cat woman! she cares, nurtures and loves unconditionally.

Isn't Rituja the best?

by mirawtf November 23, 2021

rituparna

Rituparna is the amalgamation of two words- Ritu : which is the sanskrit word for seasons ; and parna: which in Sanskrit means leaves. So, Rituparna tranlsates to season of leaves or the Spring season which brings in joy and happiness in the world.

A girl with the name Rituparna looks at the positive aspects to things to a flaw. She has a beautiful heart, and is ferociously independent. She will be your cheer leader and the moment she feels not wanted, she will never look back. Extremely sensitive, and extremely brave. Doesn't care too much of people's opinion of her. She can be the life of a party and also the devil's advocate with as much ease. You meet her, you love her. She like spring is warm, happy, with a lot of love to give, and volatile.

Hey, my name is Rituparna

by anonymous November 24, 2021

OCD Rituals

Some OCD rituals include:
Having everything symmetrical

Needing everything to be a certain way
Feeling like you aren’t in control of your actions

Getting obsessed over one little thing

OCD really stinks, just look at all the little OCD rituals some people have to go through.

by Harry Potter love May 1, 2018

Cult Ritual

A ritualistic curse that Taylor Swift performs to make her enemies flop on the charts.

Taylor Swift performed a cult ritual to make Katy Perry flop with success, as Witness was a disaster.

by Spideyrule May 27, 2018

Shrek ritual

The shrek ritual is usually called Shrek is Love Shrek is Life. You may or may have not been warned about this. It’s deadly to some individuals. Welp. Idk what to say anymore. Just don’t do it

Police: u hear that
Person: ya
Police: some one did the shrek ritual

by BillyBobJoeMama October 28, 2019

Ling’s ritual

Pleasing yourself so hard, your bellend pops

I did Ling’s ritual last night, I had to have seven stitches but it was worth it.

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017