good quarterback 

Something the Texans don't and never will have.

Example 1:

Broncos Fan: "Let's Go Manning"
Pats Fan: "Brady's better"
Texans Fan: "Cries"

Example 2:
"Can you spell Good Quarterback"
Texans Fan: uhhhh uhhhhh G-O-O-O-O-D Q-A-R-T-E-R-B-A-C-K-S

good quarterback by MrSlimShady21 October 19, 2014

Conversation Quarterback 

Someone who can easily run a conversation, like a quarterback runs an offense. Will make you either easy to talk to, or just make people want to punch you in the face.

Example #1:

Jen: I don't think I can go out with Steve, I'm too shy to talk.

Beth: Don't worry, he's such a conversation quarterback, he'll make it easy for you.


Example #2:

Dude: Man, fuck Brent! He's such a conversation quarterback that he won't let you get a word!

Conversation Quarterback by 888kingofkings888 March 9, 2009

office quarterback

That guy who always wants the smallest amount of change returned after lending it to someone.

Our co-worker always wants the smallest change returned - he is such an office quarterback.

Office co-worker: "Hey man, I want my quarter back!"

office quarterback by NitzoDiTotzo July 25, 2016

Office Quarterback

That guy in the office that always wants the smallest amount of change back, so if you lend him a quarter, he will still want it back.

That guy is acting like an office quarterback.

Office Quarterback by Budder Golem June 13, 2017

All Time Quarterback 

One of Ben Gibbard's (lead singer of the awesome indie band Death Cab for Cutie) side projects. Choppy recordings of catchy mellow songs. Can also be abreviated as ATQ

Dan: All Time Quarterback makes me wanna write about my feelings.

Steve: Uhhhh dude...kinda weirdin' me out.

All Time Quarterback by Logie March 7, 2005

Sacking the Quarterback

Jerking off whilst looking in the mirror.

"Bobby was found Sacking the Quarterback in the boys locker room."

"I found that mother fucker Sacking the Quarterback in my parents bedroom."

Sacking the Quarterback by Timmy McGuire April 6, 2014

dirty quarterback 

similar to the dirty sanchez. stick both thumbs up girls anus, reach around to her face and wipe small strips of feces under her eyes. she should

after the dirty sanchez, i proceeded to give her a dirty quarterback =]

dirty quarterback by B. Graham May 18, 2007