puffing the donut

When you give a cop a blow job after he ate a dozen donuts

She was exhausted after puffing the donut.

by XxvampxX January 11, 2018

Gump puffing

(noun)
/slang, bedroom mischief

A playful and slightly chaotic act where one partner blows air into the other’s vagina or anus, leading to a noisy expulsion of that air — often resulting in uncontrollable laughter, embarrassment, or an accidental trumpet solo.

Fun Fact:
Doctors recommend caution — your body isn’t technically an inflatable castle.

Etymology:
Gump — silly or goofy; puffing — to blow short bursts of air. Together they create an act as ridiculous as it sounds.

Her attempt at gump puffing turned into an unexpected symphony.

Nothing says romance like a good old-fashioned gump puffing session.

We tried gump puffing once… now we can’t look each other in the eye without laughing.

by not mitchell April 13, 2025

Cocoa Puffing

Slang term for pouring milk into a public toilet right before a shit where one doesn't flush, so that the next bathroom occupant can feast their eyes on a frothy bowl of America's favorite breakfast cereal.

God damnnnnn Clarence, you had a real streak there, Cocoa Puffing the shit out of your entire high school!

by C.Puff December 6, 2022

Puffing on a stogie

When you are holding onto a turd that has partially come out.

Sexual meaning;
the act of eating someone out from behind while they start to push out a solid turd.

Melinda: "Hurry up, I'm puffing on a stogie"
Gabe: "Oh no... I can see it through your pants"

by NotGabe69 May 4, 2025

Powder puffing

When you prepare a line of coke on a girls arsehole and have her fart it into your nose.

Jake got really messed up from powder puffing Megan's arse all weekend long

by Helios_nex August 31, 2016

Pussy puffing

Smoking weed through your vagina much like butt chugging effects take place very quickly

Eh bro why you need this weed ? Ahh you know Becky wants to try pussy puffing

by Rt_josh May 9, 2018

Run the puffing Billy

When a group of senior men over the age of 70 run a train on your girl. The term is from how one of the oldest steam trains is called The Puffing Billy, and how some of those 80 year old weenies let out a puff of air instead of a cumshot upon finishing

My ex gf said she was going to the retirement home to volunteer, but it turns out she was there to let a bunch of old heads run the puffing Billy on her

by comicsansessay39 June 29, 2025