Portas

‘Portas’ is a short way of saying koss porta pros, which are popular headphones.

‘Hey have you seen my portas?’
‘Nah Sid might have them, I heard the mics really bad on it’
‘Yeah it is, buy them tho you’ll get a gof gf’

by Kossportaprosenthusiest August 1, 2021

Porta-Potty

hell on earth,filled with shit and pee and bugs,oh my god so many goddam bugs

Guy 1:Hey wanna go vandalize that porta-potty?
Guy 2:I’d rather chug gasoline and swallow a match.

by johnny corndog March 26, 2022

Porta John

The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.

Damn Porta John, when’s the last time you took a shower you fat fuck.

by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022

porta juce

The blue shitty liquid typically inside of a port-o-potty . the liquid may seem inconspicuous at first but fun can be had when you mix in fireworks, or tip the port-o-potty on its face(door) causing the liquid to cascade all over the surrounding area

1. Bro I just tip that port-o-potty the porta juices got everywhere

2. That was the nastiest porta juce it smelled so bad

by Shitter tipper August 1, 2024