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Percepti Fidelis

Percepti Fidelis is Latin for "Busy Creating The Perception." Well known in the United States of America as the motto of underpaid tech workers who telecommute or work flexible schedules (flex schedules), this phrase, often shortened to Percepti Fi in telecommute contexts, has served as a slogan for many workers and entities, in many countries, dating at least as far back as the 20th century.
Upper management had a perception that Ted's telecommuting was unproductive and that he was never at his desk, so he got busy creating a "new perception" -- Percepti Fidelis!

Did you know tasks can be completed even if C-levels can't physically see you sitting at your desk? -- Percepti Fidelis!
by Gern Blanceton September 23, 2009
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percepton

She's just a few perceptons away from seeing the truth about herself.
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Immaculate Perceptions

Those stereotyped 'implicit bias' people possess about diversity and cultural differences; Negative stereotypes; False narratives; Negative generalizations which arise from lack of cultural knowledge or sensitivity.
Believing that all African-Americans or all black people are lazy is one of those immaculate perceptions created to justify discrimination in this country. It's one of those statements or beliefs from which no one can pinpoint ts origin, and thus seemingly immaculately conceived. They manifest as implicit bias. Get it?
by famwhisperer June 9, 2018
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two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.
"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"
by legvnds November 4, 2018
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hundred percent used

To be killed after the job is done.
Do not take that job with the mafia, you are going to be hundred percent used.
by blue_panda November 19, 2018
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lightyear percent

i love you lightyear percent you sexy bitch
by Sexyyyyyyy bitchhhhh September 2, 2020
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Eleven-percenter

A term used to describe one who appears to be repeating the mainstream media talking points with complete confidence and sworn loyalty. These talking points are often said by such a person without challenging these talking points by their own thinking, and certainly not by other news outlets.
Do you have ANY idea what you’re talking about? Or are you just parroting that garbage like a good little eleven-percenter??
by Proggy Thief November 3, 2020
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