L Paradox

When you hookup at a girl's place and she has a used condom wrapper next to her bed. You not totally sure she a thot because you know she uses condoms, but with that logic you would conclude that every girl who did not have an empty condom wrapper next to their bed was a total hoe.

Yo I banged this girl last night, no wrapper next to the bed; she's either total freak or my future wife...damn that L Paradox

by scottygang June 13, 2018

spammer's paradox

Spamming itself may be defined as the abuse of electronic messaging systems, cybernetic or otherwise (including junk faxing, for example), for the purpose of sending unsolicited bulk messages. In order for spamming to succeed, a disproportionately large quantity must be delivered successfully to its recipients, or there will be an insignificant return. Unfortunately for the spammer, it is exactly that large quantity that renders any individual piece of spam less effective: the moment a large enough number of the same piece of spam is sent, the message becomes identifiable as spam by anti-spamware, forcing the spammer to start from scratch with a new spam tactic. This is the so-called "spammer's paradox".

Good example: the mass E-mailing of online pharmacy advertising created a spammer's paradox in many large corporations because it only took two instances of the same spam reported to their IT departments for the spamblocker immediately to delete the rest.

by ticotoo December 28, 2008

Balloon Boy Paradox

To be given a balloon for whatever occasion and forced to carry it around all day during school, work, etc... granting you unwanted attention.

This definition is in reference to the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.

Asshole #1: Happy birthday, take this balloon!
Asshole #2: Thanks alot asshole... guess I can hold on to it for the rest of the day haha....
Asshole #1: Bitch, It's your birthday.
Asshole #2 Ugh.....I'm stuck in the motherfucking Balloon Boy Paradox now.

by electromagneticpropertiesatoms October 22, 2009

paradosi

greek translation of "to gear out george"

paradosi just killed Cthun, george got all the loot

by zirky May 24, 2006

Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.

Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.

by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019

dali paradox

In temporal mechanics,the Dali paradox is a temporal fissure which slows the passage of time to a gradual halt. It is also known as the "melting clock effect." (VOY: "Relativity")
This paradox was apparently named after Salvador Dali's famous painting "Persistence of Memory".

the Dali paradox is a temporal fissure which slows the passage of time to a gradual halt also known as The melting clock affect

by David Johnston January 7, 2007

Bloody Paradox

A group/brand created by Musical Artist, Lil Reaper.
• Bloody Paradox started off as a local group in the city of Simi Valley, California.
• Bloody Paradox has group members from different parts of the United States.
• Bloody Paradox IS definitely associated with music.
• The whole Bloody Paradox group WILL have many different projects for music, videos, podcasts, live streams, etc.

you: “Bro, Lil Reaper just announced that there is new Bloody Paradox merchandise dropping this year!”

friend: “damn bro, i’m definitely gonna cop that new Bloody Paradox merch!”

you: “BRO, YOUR MOM JUST TEXTED ME AND SAID THAT SHE’S GONNA COP SOME OF THAT NEW BLOODY PARADOX MERCH TOO!”

friend: “YOOOOOO!!!! MY MOM IS GONNA BE PIMPIN!”

you: “HELL YEAH BRO, SHE’LL BE STRAIGHT PIMPIN!”

friend: “THAT NEW MERCH IS GONNA BE DOPE AS HELL!”

by Bloody Paradox March 25, 2021