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Aaron Porter

Aaron Porter was the president of the UK NUS from 2010-2011 during the period of huge student protest. He basically declaimed the protests without thought, then supported them without actually helping at all, then took credit for actions he had actually impeded. He referred to himself as "dithering" during this time. He then proceded to make nice with the Labour party with the intention of, like most NUS presidents past, seamlessly transitioning into a role as an MP. To do an Aaron Porter is then to be a totally ineffective political liberal careerist who wouldn't know politics if it beat him up.
Don't be such an Aaron Porter!
by Alain Badiou April 30, 2011
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polterdouche

A person that doesn’t respond to your your messages for days at a time. A cross between a poltergeist and a douche.
Wynn, stop being polterdouche and reply to Renee already!
by Jim Chewpert December 17, 2019
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Paltering

Paltering (gerund or verb) and palter (verb) refer to an extremely common practice of lying and deceiving with true statements. Probably the most common form of paltering (especially among politicians and interviewees on media) is answering a challenging or embarrassing question with a statement which is true but does not address the original question. Frustrated questioners sense the lie, but instead of identifying the paltering, often rephrase and repeat their original question. Strangely, very few know this word and its phenomenon, thinking a lie must be only a misstatement of fact. Check out a long scholarly article on paltering at www.apa.org/pubs/journals/releases/psp-pspi0000081.pdf .
By subtle paltering, the witness at a Senate hearing avoided all the challenging and important questions that Senators directed his way, leaving the Senators with a sense of confusion and frustration.
by billdc June 4, 2018
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Posterior pal

A butt buddy with whom you have had formal affairs with.
I would like to introduce you to my fine colleague and posterior pal Bob.
by СукаБлять June 16, 2018
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Jenn Porter

Jenn Porter

A homosapien of the sub-genre "Ginger". See "Ginger" for more info. Though displaying the physical appearance of a "Ginger" they are far less creepy and quite possibly have a soul. Most Jenn Porters are female and surprisingly attractive.
Dude 1: Dang, did you see that Ginger walk by. I didn't even get the shivers or feel cold inside.

Dude 2: Dude, that wasn't a Ginger, that was a Jenn Porter. And she was cute!
by HealthJunkie1991 August 11, 2009
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Alabama Porterhouse

The act of fucking a girl doggy style while eating a steak dinner off her back.
I burnt my girl's back during an Alabama Porterhouse.
by MisterThief117 May 3, 2014
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hunter porter

A super intelligent human being who plays all his games on 100 CC and is better than everyone else.
by Zeidler January 20, 2017
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