Noobhammer

Derived from the Jackhammer, a triple barrel shotgun in the game www.planetside.com that used to deal a massive amount of pwnage up close, as a triple barrel shotgun should.

It got nerfed into oblivion, now only newbtards that missed the patch notes and 1337 twitch kiddies keep using it.

OMFGWTFBBQ Noobhammer suxzor !!~TILDE!ONE

by SidVicious March 1, 2004

noobaphobic

The fear (or despise) of noobs.

Steve is a noobaphobic, becuase of the evil RPG Runescape.

by sagoking October 16, 2007

NoHacksJustMyRod

Your typical Hypixel Skywars player who tries to get 2.1k rating in the first day of ranked but never does.

Dont pull a NoHacksJustMyRod!

by NoHacksJustMyRod September 16, 2018

Noobazoid

a super l33t noob that fails at life. this particuler kind of noob likes to waste your time thinking hes so great a can beat everyone at any game, he also likes to boast about how gay he is. if they are on a computer forum they love to suck up to the modarators/admins

Nobazoid:i am so great

Computer dude: dude i just owned you in that game we had

Noobazoid:but now i have skills

Computer guy:that was 5 minutes ago

Noobazoid:STFU man wtf stop flaming me you noob i can beat everyone just leave me alone

by a very sneaky midget March 31, 2009

Noobator

Some one who either fails or is really bad at masturbation.
Mostly used in online games while flameing some one.
In rare instances may be used in the real world to flame some one.

1. oh my god!!! you stole my spawn, you noobator!!!
2. ahhhh I am such a noobator, i ripped my scrotum.

by f22ace248 January 14, 2008

noobamintactular

by the latin suffix of both minjaro and tactular to be 7(minjaro) times 4(tactular) the amount of noob you are. Thus being 28x the horrible living being that one could ever expect to be. This is almost certainly followed by suicide.

Formula:
Noob a(latin for times) Min(jaro) tactular

said:
Noob-a-min-tact-u-lar

"I swear to god man i'll get my big brother after you and he benches like 1000lbs and he'll get you and....HOLD ON MOM!! I'LL TAKE OUT THE TRASH IN A SEC!!.....yea dude i'll kick your butt i'm so big man...i'm like 8-2 with a...a...um....a machine gun and stuff...dude i'll kick your butt...NO MOM COME ON DONT TAKE MY ALLOWANCE AWAY!!!"
-the noobamintactular-
"thats the farthest i've ever been noob-i-fied in my life and he definatly qualifies as a noobamintactular"
-pro-

by Joe Pepler October 5, 2006

Anal Noobage

1. n. A sexual position achieved by putting one's scrotum in a noob's anus in halo.

Anal Noobage is a shameful act.

by gjelstiznles August 13, 2006