Neckbeard

A really nice guy who respects women.

"You see that neckbeard over there? I'd like to have sex with him!"

by JackinOffSquares December 7, 2021

neckbeard

Something to call someone in an argument instead of actually addresing their points.

Person A: Well, but you see: we dont have to prove to you that god doesnt exist. You have to prove to us that he does! The

Burden of Proof lies on the person making the claim not the one dismissing it.

Person B: Lol you're such a neckbeard...

by Crockett62 June 24, 2018

neckbeard

a nerdy pedofile asshole, who has a fucking beard on his or her neck. they are not worthy of living.

that neckbeard posesses hair on his/her neck.

by kung fu fighter dinosaur April 29, 2011

Darwinian Neckbeard

A neckbeard variant who uses biology and evolution as an excuse to make bold, creepy, and objective comments about men and women to justify their personal sexual desire and deviancy, while also justifying their hypocrisy towards women they don’t see fit to “mate with”

Person A: So this one guy kept asking me for nudes and tried to defend himself by saying it’s just the natural biological desire to see the naked body of a woman he thinks is beautiful.

Person B: Wow, he sounds like some sort of Darwinian Neckbeard

by CloudyDays August 23, 2021

dickbeard

a person who frequently uses "random" outside its traditional meaning to describe people or situations that are amusing in an odd way.

Did that dickbeard just use "random" as a noun? I'd like to punch him in the face.

by Kewpie Dan May 1, 2006

neckbeard

A noticeable growth of hair on a persons neckal region. Usually the face is well groomed but they decide not to groom the neckal area. No one knows why for sure but professionals have speculated that it might be afraid that they are afraid of cutting their neck over childhood scarring. The hair that grows on the neck is also referred to neck pubes.

"My god! Harley sure has a massive neckbeard!!"
"MARINA JUST KISSED HIS NECKBEARD! THATS GONNA MAKE ONE NECKBEARDFUL BABY!"

by Neckbeard the Pirate June 22, 2008

Nickerd

As wicked,but a more dissapropiate word.
Not to be mixed up with nicked.

"Oh my god!i just saw that queen tribiute concert last night!
IT WAS NICKERD!"

by Oliver ward December 3, 2007