napalm

The act of taking off ones own clothing and dousing the body in syrup, followed by a surprise leap onto an unsuspecting individual.

I napalmed Steve last night while he was sleeping.

by N.K. April 28, 2006

Napa Valley PBJ

During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.

I gave her a Napa Valley PBJ and told her to get the fuck out.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

naaah

scally version of the word no.

Andy : want a cig?
John : naaah

by SexIsADrug February 26, 2003

Napakistan

A country of Napaak people, who lie through their teeth & deception is their second name. Many civilians of Napakistan are innocent, but many are not.

Taliban Khan & his cronies over at ISI have sent terrorists of Laskhkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed over to Afghanistan for terrorism training purposes (contrary to Taliban's recent promises) & terrorist attacks in Afghanistan & India may soon ensue. Lashkar-e-Taiba & Jaish-e-Mohammed's terrorists have played an important role in Taliban's recent victory aided by ISI & Taliban Khan. No wonder Napakistan is considered an epicentre of state sponsored terrorism.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

napgasm

The amazing feeling that shoots through your body while stretching after a great nap.

I woke up after a half hour and when stretching out had a toe curling napgasm.

by MFornoNT85 March 1, 2010

Napavine

A small podunk town with sidewalks, where all the students think that they are gangsters.

Dude, quit sayin' gat. You sound like you're from Napavine.

by suckitnapavine July 7, 2011

Facebook napalm

A photo or comment on your Facebook page that kills or severely harms your chances of ever getting a job or a date again, because it crosses the line of "good taste."

Man, do you really think any girl is gonna date a guy who constantly posts about his ex? That's Facebook napalm!

by Marginal August 18, 2010