A Fuzzy Musket

1. The act of putting your balls over someone elses eyes
and farting in their mouth.

Last night, Johnny gave Adam a fuzzy musket!

by Shawn V November 1, 2006

Musket Ass

Musket ass is violent and explosive diarrhea that has a stentch so bad it could possibly knock some one out.

"That is no orchestra playing in that stall over there; that is a case of musket ass."

by fatwinks February 6, 2005

musket loader

The act of ramming a woman's tampon further into her vaginal cavity by use of your penis while participating in sexual intercourse. (Woman must be menstruating.)

CJ: "Hey Max, how'd it go with that bitch last night?"
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"

"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."

by GUVHMC January 7, 2006

Muskequeer

A person within a group of 3 other cool queer people.

Sarah: I'm totes queer.

Roxanne: Same bro.

Austin: I'm queer af. We're like the 3 muskequeers!

by Muskequeer September 8, 2016

Rusty Musket

After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.

After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.

by ToeDirt June 7, 2016

Venetian Musket

The act of taking a half melted Vienetta ice cream, loosely spreading it around the asshole and then ramming it inside using a stick.

Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.

by LeeMR February 15, 2017

Elon Muskett

When Elon Musk decided to make guns

The Elon Muskett age will start 3 years from now!

by Something fishy October 15, 2018