Definitions by ToeDirt

Denim Dam 

Camel toe, moose knuckle, ninja slipper, etc.

Did you see the Denim Dam on Betty? It looked like a three fold wallet!

Denim Dam by ToeDirt August 22, 2016

Rusty Musket 

After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.

After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.

Rusty Musket by ToeDirt June 7, 2016

pajama walkers 

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.

Holy shit! Have you been to Walmart lately? With all those pajama walkers it looks like a white trash The Walking Dead.

pajama walkers by ToeDirt December 22, 2015