Rusty Musket

After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.

After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.

by ToeDirt April 18, 2016

Denim Dam

Camel toe, moose knuckle, ninja slipper, etc.

Did you see the Denim Dam on Betty? It looked like a three fold wallet!

by ToeDirt August 23, 2016

pajama walkers

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.

Holy shit! Have you been to Walmart lately? With all those pajama walkers it looks like a white trash The Walking Dead.

by ToeDirt October 26, 2015