ToeDirt's definitions

pajama walkers

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.

Holy shit! Have you been to Walmart lately? With all those pajama walkers it looks like a white trash The Walking Dead.

by ToeDirt December 22, 2015

Denim Dam

Camel toe, moose knuckle, ninja slipper, etc.

Did you see the Denim Dam on Betty? It looked like a three fold wallet!

by ToeDirt August 22, 2016

Rusty Musket

After doing messy anal sex with your girl. You pull out and give her a hot shot with your rusty musket.

After a long night of Mexican food and margaritas a rusty musket was inevitable.

by ToeDirt June 7, 2016