Monique

Monique is a self dedicate slut that like to play video games and will harm anyone in her path.
Beat Monique at Tetris and she'll bite your dick off.
by waalay July 07, 2014
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a subset of the much-maligned Karen. A “Monique” will scream and ask to see the manager when she cannot find the Buffalo Bills apparel she wants
Monique really threw a fit at the store that was not carrying any Josh Allen shirts
by BillsFan716 September 15, 2022
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Monique is a straight up ice-pig.
Girl 1: that girl Monique is such a bitch

Girl 2: yeah, she’s such an ice-pig !!!
by Cjamse November 23, 2021
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The badest Bitch! Ghetto but Soo Fabulous! Street smart and book smart, with a weird funny sense of humor all in one. Monique's are soooo Sweet, Beautiful, smart,Loyal, funny,and not afraid to tell you what it is and what's it's not! Even if it means your feelings may be hurt, you Can always count on Monique keeping it Real with you in every way. Undeniably one of the most interesting funniest most loyal being u will meet Ever!!!!Monique is a true Freak that will make ur dick so fukin hard and horny that u will cum Rainbows and Gold JizZ every time Guaranteed.!
Jesse: Hay who's that chick that just walked in the room ?
David: Dog, that's Monique! She's fukin Bomb.com!!!!!
by SexyMexy#13 October 17, 2020
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A stunning woman who secretly longs for hours-long steamy love-making sessions with a dominant Pete who will tenderly show her how much he means to her with soft kisses and cuddles after he has brutally taken every thing he needs from her tight, tiny little body
Monique woke up to Pete nibbling her ear and whispering good morning as he rubbed his hard cock against her tiny little body
by Super sneaky 101 November 29, 2020
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She is crazy fat ugly whore!!!

Sucks everyone off with her tounge if you see a Monique RUN THE OTHER WAY before she tries to drink your kids and lick your toes!!

Be careful she has many Std you might wake up the next morning with period blood on your face so fun pls I beg u
Oh there is Monique … run!!
by Urcuzzy22220 May 25, 2022
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The sexiest chalupa to ever moonfire spam a black man's home. An orgasmic, seductive mudkip who walks the planes of Chuck E. Cheese. Also head master of the Super Sayan Satanists, no nyugas gon' be tryin to cap this crackalord. And the heavens shall tremble upon the holy waking of the master. No soul will remain unharmed, all virgins will be harvested into the crucible of eternity.
All the crips be mad
All the bloods be sad
If public masturbation were legal I'd be glad
Who is on the roof, it might be Tadd
A lot of people in China have no dad
wearin a shirt, which is fairly plaid.
If Monique weren't here life would be bad.
by QQcumber April 26, 2012
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