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Hurt like a motherfucker

When you get hurt so bad that the pain is equal to someone fucking your mother, usually used in past tense.
Guy 1:I got hit by a truck and broke my legs and right arm when I was young

Guy 2: Dam, that must have hurt like a motherfucker
by Irregulator July 5, 2011
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Fuck You Motherfuckers

What you say whenever leaving a room full of people looking at you.
Jasper: Sir, I regret to inform you that the smell of your trousers has attracted the attention of everyone in the room.

Sir Reginald: I see...

*awkward silence as everyone stares*

Sir Reginald: Fuck you motherfuckers.

*leaves*
by Speeps April 3, 2011
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This Motherfucker

Is defined as a man that will do anything and everything to get the “End results”. A man that is willing to burn down bridges to light his Motherfucking way. A man that protects what he loves especially his beautiful wife Rayeann Garcia and his three beautiful daughters Anissa Rae, Angelica Rae, Isabel Rae. A man that says we shall finish the game. A man that is relentless to get to his goals and dreams especially his “hearts desires” A man unlike any other man He is everything she never knew she always wanted This Motherfucker is Just a little too much for Rayeann to handle . A man that brings cloud 9 into his reality this motherfucker knows Who he is & what he is. This motherfucker makes movies scenes come to life. This Motherfucker walks up to the edge of the Cliff And jumps in free fall saying “I am going to figure shit out on the way down” This Motherfucker say’s “Girl I am for Real” This was once said to the girl I fell head over heels for while on the phone with her 200 miles away and as her door bell rang she received a bundle of Roses with a card saying “Girl I am for Real”and she is Rayeann Motherfucking Garcia. The one that keeps me grounded when I’m about to fly away. & I love to Fuckin Fly
My Husband is This Motherfucker he just knows what a Real Man needs to do. Steven Garcia you are truly the man I wish I Met first in my life you make me believe I can do anything
by Rayeann’s Motherfucker February 14, 2021
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Motherfucker Jones

1) n. When things are not what they seem.
2) When things seem to point towards another dude being a genuine motherfucker but he actually isn't.

Origin: In the film Horrible Bosses with Colin Farrell and Jennifer Aniston, Motherfucker Jones is the murder consultant.
Dude 1: When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom.
Dude 2: Uh-oh!
Dude 1: She was laying there, naked.
Dude 2: Dude.
Dude 1: She'd been drinking all night.
Dude 2: We get it.
Dude 1: And I snuck up behind her.
Dude 2: Aah!
Dude 1: And I slipped my fingers...into her purse.
Dude 2: Purse. You said purse! Motherfucker Jones !
by Dean Motherfucker Jones October 5, 2011
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motherfucker

Used to denote someone with whom you may have a personal problem.
"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?" -Samuel L. Jackson
by Mike McW November 7, 2007
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Bitch Ass Motherfucker

A term used when there is a need to harm another person's feelings, though not making sense at all in what you say.
You bitch ass motherfucker, give me my cookie back!
by A bitchass motherfucker March 1, 2010
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Punk Motherfucker

A punk motherfucker is a loser who thinks he is cool and talks the talk but just can't walk the walk.
by Piss Flaps August 13, 2008
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