mashed

Seriously drunk, or high on drugs to an extreme point

"I'm mashed off me face."

by Mad Walrus August 4, 2002

Masher

A man who makes unwelcome sexual advances to women.

From the late 19th century: probably a derivative of slang mash ‘attract sexually’, ‘infatuation’, perhaps from Romany masherava ‘allure’.

The old man in the pub was a real masher.

by karientoch March 16, 2019

mashed spaghetti

Used as a reaction to someone doing something equally embarrassing, Intriguing, and legendary at the same time

John: *puking in a bent over position while getting ass eaten*
Michael: now that's mashed spaghetti!

by Bigdiksadnigga December 27, 2017

The Munter Mash

1. A group of particularly ugly women. 2. A collection of unattractive females often seen together, or working together for a common goal. See Muntville Mafia, Minger Zoo and Club Munterville. Inspired by the popular song 'Monster Mash' by Pickett and Capizzi.

I was working in the lab late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For the munters, from their slabs, began to rise. And suddenly to my surprise, they did the mash. They did The Munter Mash.

by Imagine Sys March 13, 2008

mash-up

A remix made by taking two different songs, usually by 2 seperate artists, and combining them into one.

Closer in da club (Nine Inch Nails: Closer, combined with 50 cents Up in da club)

One Step Closer/99 Problems (Linkin Park: One Step Closer, combined with Jay-z's 99 Problems)

by undergone May 16, 2005

flaccid mash

The act of having sexual intercourse when an erection cannot be achieved because of excessive alcohol consumption. This can be similar to a "whiskey dick," but the flaccid penis is forced / pried into the vag. There is usually no motion involved because of the flaccidity, therefore the penis usually just sits inside and marinates. The receiver rarely receives any pleasure from the experience, and the penetrator usually gives up or passes out with it inside.

That girl got flaccid mashed last night.

I got laid last night but it was a flaccid mash and I'm pretty sure she received no pleasure from it and will never hear from her again.

by Matt F....... April 11, 2008

Mashayla

a bouncy, high energy person who has extreame faith in God.
a great person to hang out with, who you can always count on having a good time with, great personality.
sincere in advice and a good listener.
a veryhard worker.
very girly but likes trucks.
drop-dead gorgeous!

"Aw, dude, that was such a Mashayla scream!"

"Wow, that dude has some great insight. Reminds me of Mashayla!"

by awesomeperson14 February 4, 2010