Jack McGuire

Another way of saying, “surprise me” to a bartender

Bartender: “What would you like?”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire”
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”

by fjfoiwejffwef February 5, 2025

Jacob Douglas McGuire

the definition of a literal simp

Woah, do you see Jacob Douglas McGuire over there?
Yeah, he is a simp.

by Bruh_Moment1210 February 3, 2020

Blizzy Mcguire

Queen and legend of the tiktok and twitter fame. Some may know her as the girl that covered "I'm at burger king with my burger queen" back in 2021, other may know her as a poet, providing great poetry such as; "Everyone's always talking about the gay agenda, but gay is not a gen-da..it's a sexuality...listen.". Not only is she the i(T)-Girl of fashion, she also has provided many tiktok audios that thousands of people have used. Her recent contribution to the world was appearing with Charli XCX at her boiler room set in NYC.

Person 1: I think i am genuinely in love with Blizzy Mcguire.
Person 2: Aren't we all.

by mozzzz March 20, 2024

Justin McGuire

Justin McGuire is a god of all things, he likes Jason Huston and likes crapping on him in Fortnite and anything you can name. He is not just a god at Fortnite, but at life and everything he does, he loves destroying kids in fantasy football and loves ruining peoples days by pulling GT’s in madden when everyone else spends 100,000 training and pulls nothing.

Justin McGuire is a God!

by Ler Hit May 31, 2021