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airport marathon

The so called "marathon" that takes place when you are so late for a flight that you must run through the airport. Obstacles may include crowds, escalators, trams and security check points.
Passenger 1: Dude, calm down, whats the deal?
Passenger 2: Sorry man. My connecting flight into Atlanta was late, so I had to run an airport marathon to get here on time.
by (*(*&%&9 August 2, 2006
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Bubbles Marital Bliss

A ménage à trois (or even of four or more) with some pretty bright young things in the hope of spicing up an already flagging marriage; any artificial stimulant used in the context of conjugal rites with an eye to rekindling the lusty fires of one's honeymoon. Part of a wider codified lexicon employed by Oxbridge Dons.
Wife Figure: 'Darling, I do hate to be uncouth, but why don't we forget the Connect Four just for one evening, put little Tarquin to bed and have ourselves some Bubbles Marital Bliss?\

Husband Figure: 'Daisy, you've made a scene. I think you'd better leave.'
by Mdme Bovary February 19, 2010
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Massachusetts Maritime Academy

n. Located: Buzzard's Bay, Massachusettts. (1)Living hell; (2)people the same age as girls you dated are yelling at you; (3)where a stripper is a term used for other than a woman, and getting tapped has nothing to do with sex or kegs; (4)"Where the men are men...and the women are too!"
"Hey son, it's time to go back to MMA!"

"NOOOOO!!!
by JRock April 21, 2005
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Marite

Marite
Girls name, the hottest girl you'll ever meet. she has the most amazing boobs and an amazing ass. she's the best person you'll ever hookup with. She is the bomb super outgoing and crazy! You will never have a bad time with her around! Marite is also a party girl and can drink like crazy so if you cant hang dont try her! She will out drink anyone! She's very picky so if you get the chance to do anything with her then you better cause shes one in a million! Once you memorize her name you'll never forget it! There is only One Marite! She's an amazing friend!
oh my god! she's so hot.
You hooked up with Marite? Your the luckiest guy alive!
I want to Smash Marite!
Who's Marite? What? Google her that bitch is famous!
by BLABJHEHKNWJ August 13, 2010
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marital transgression

A classy way to say you were cheating on your wife or husband.
Adulteror: Yes, I am guilty of a Marital transgression but I would like the public to know I reget it.

Average person: :| you mean you cheated on your wife.
by problemo_official February 21, 2011
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Marathon runner

A person fueled by masochism whose ultimate running destination is sanctimony
He likes to brag about being a routine marathon runner
by Bebe1957 June 11, 2018
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Marathon duhh

When someone trains for the marathon which gets cancelled because of corona
by Ollieduhh June 3, 2020
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