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Munningsed

A munted, intoxicated state resulting in paralysis and amnesia where one ultimately wakes up unconscious in a shopping trolley in the middle of Bunnings.
I was so munningsed that, after shaving the hairs off my tongue, I began trying to remember what happened the previous evening.
by The real Bazza December 15, 2022
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ewan manning

He's a total cock with a tiny dick.
I wouldn't fuck a Ewan manning
by EmilyLucy February 19, 2017
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kenz manning

Everyone dresses up and a Makenzi Manning and shoves shovels of sand down each others throats chocking and throwing up into each others anal cavities. Then inserting the males dicks into the new sandpaper textured assholes.
Anyone wanna come over and Kenz Manning?
by Caleb Madden October 12, 2019
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Martha Manning

She deserved so much better.

John Laurens' wife who had his only child and died the year before he did at the age of 24. Poor girl.
Friend: Omg, my boyfriend just knocked me up and ran away to join the army and I haven't seen him since!
Me: Martha Manning, is that you?
by obsessed-historian October 7, 2020
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pulling a peyton manning

Entering the "Big" game, only to choke in the presented pressure.

"Dude, what happened? You are the best, then you choked!"
"Sorry, man, I guess I pulled a Peyton Manning..."
The 2nd Super Bowl appearance.
The 3rd Super Bowl appearance.
Plus, numerous play-off losses prior to his first Super Bowl appearance.
"Put me in coach! I promise, I won't be pulling a Peyton Manning!"
by Mrs. Manning February 2, 2014
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eli manning

incredible young giants qb. made the right decision not playing for the chargers, who without LT would be about as good as your local high school team. jealous chargers fans may say otherwise, but eli has the potential to be the next great thing in the NFL.
hey who's that new qb tearing up the NFL?
oh you must mean eli manning
by giantsfan December 25, 2005
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peyton manning

See choker. One who chokes.
There's a reason Peyton Manning has never won anything in his life -- he pisses his pants when he plays any team that can put pressure on him. Throwing a million td passes against the texans and titans playing behind the best pass-blocking offensive line in the league doesn't make you a great quarterback.
by Tyrone Biggums, Ph.D May 15, 2006
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