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"I was in Google chat last night & some fucking Laptop Lancelot kept trying to start something with me"
by The Barse October 3, 2007
Get the Laptop Lancelot mug.When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.
I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.
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Get the Lapjob Blowdance mug.Also known as a usb stick, the Laptop Dildo can be used to store/transport items from computer to computer. The Laptop Dildo gets its name from being used in a similar way to a regular dildo, by being inserted and exserted from a hole.
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Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.
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