Yellow Kumquat

Sucking on a pair of testicles after peeing on them for 30 minutes.

Laquisha: Thomas asked me for A yellow kumquat and I was like hell nah!
Ladasha: Oh he'll nah!

by dinklebergg May 13, 2015

kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.

All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion

by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017

kumquat

a little boy who needs to come get his juice

hey yo kumquat come get yo juice

by yiyyickygyickygjust wants a March 4, 2018

Kumquat

A midget who's addicted to drinking cum.

"Look at that fucking kumquat!"

by PimpDaddy069 April 22, 2018

Kumquat

A word used to describe a massive poo.

There is a kumquat in the toilet bowl.

by 1yeetyboi June 18, 2019

Kumquat

A safe word for people who can't see the color red

"KUMQUAT!!!"
P1: "what was that?!"
P2: "oh that's coreys safe word, he can't see red."

by August 12, 2023

Kumquat

A TH I C C. B O I I. Who has other redeeming quality other than attractiveness

“I only date kumquats”

by n word f word July 7, 2018