Kento

Is the coolest guy in the entire universe, and is even too awesome for any other human being alive. He only interacts with aliens, and is able to communicate with them with the blink of an eye. He could actually start anything with the blink of an eye, including another World War. He is just plain awesome. People with this name should not even exist on this planet, since they are just too awesome... Even the old Mayans knew it!

Did you see Kento just vanish from our eyes? I think he just blinked!

by NOTKENTO May 9, 2011

kendoll

Shrinkage of the male genitalia do to cold water or a fearful situation. Such intense shrinkage occurs that the package resembles that of a Ken doll.

That ice bath lowered my fever, but it also gave me a kendoll.

by The VelvetStodd December 1, 2006

Kenton

Someone who pisses the bed over the age of 12

Did Timmy pull a kenton after all that rum?

by dragon44 June 13, 2008

Kentoquita

1. Es equivalente a un "cofre magico" o "happy meal" de KFC.

2. Apodo dado de un nene a una nena que es chiquita.

3. Stephanie

4. Las drogas que vende Chicky conocidas por codigo como "Kentoquita" o "Dos presas y un biscuit".

Tim: "Hola, me puedes dar un kentoquita?"

Reactiones:

1. Si, pase por la ventanilla

2. Que puerco eres!

3. Que quieres ahora coso?

4. Dos presas y un biscuit?

by Mad as conejos October 18, 2008

Kendolling

The loss of sensation or numbness in the penis during heavy and prolonged periods of coitus.

Similar to "whiskey dick"

We were having hot and wild animal sex but after 15 minutes I started kendolling to the point where I couldn't finish. So I faked an orgasmic groan and poured hot wax on her back.

by Meathammer November 2, 2014

kenold

Is a person that will stick by you through all of your problems that you have in life. Here’s a funny person and has a great personality is sometime is confused with a lot of situation so he tries to make people laugh. A good friend to have been a good friend to keep

I love you kenold

by Lilkaykay509 October 16, 2017

Kentalula

A little village south east of England where Kentalulians live.

Charlotte was born in a village called Kentalula, she was a nice girl.

by Smilingjos March 10, 2018