jakol 

a filipino term...it means to masturbate

the act of pleasing ones self through the upward and downward motion in ones right (or left) hand, emulating the shape of a tight (or loose) pussy

damn dawg, that how was fine...i need to got to the john to jakol

jakol by boy kantot June 6, 2003

Jakop-undo rule 

undoes the self-first rule, can only be used when you are in grave danger.

Andy: i am a getting laid
You: Jakop-undo rule... I need my father to drive mearound numorously to prove I need a car.

Jakop-undo rule by joe skulla May 4, 2008

Jahoval 

Jesus's Homie.

That's very inappropriate; Jahoval would not approve.

Jahoval by Kirbyxoo December 8, 2010

Jakoot 

When a really stupid person is trying to be funny for the sake of having friends, asks for an object but ends up calling it something really retarded, like them.

Hey, pass me my jakoot.

Hey that's my jakoot

Jakoot by The_Use_Of January 9, 2017

Jakob

Jakob is an amazing person. They aren't like your average person Jakobs are rare but once you have one in your life you'll want him in it forever. Jakobs tend to be tall, good looking, funny, kind, serious and all around a good guy. He tends to have a big ego but people know on the inside he is humble. Jakobs are normally skilled in every way and are perfectly tall. They aren't the most popular guy because Jakobs don't want that they would rather a medium group of reliable friends. They tend to have a friend called Libby with a last name of either Jones or Smith

Libby: see Jakob over there I see why I was so obsessed with him
friend: so do I look at how perfectly tall he is

Jakob by J-hooman August 21, 2019

Jako'ed 

Getting screwed by a big headed sweaty Croatian dude.

You just got jako'ed.

Jako'ed by FakeCroat April 24, 2020

jakoling 

something carlitos manga does

"hes jakoling like carlitos manga"

jakoling by the cool guy111 September 6, 2023