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that dude jakovan has a large penis
jakovan by jdndjdjcjdjsjdjdjdkxjckskz November 23, 2021
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jakovasaurus 

A dinosaur type of thing that shootes about 30 babies out when its pregnant and say baooo wooop all the time
The jakovasaurus jacked off.
jakovasaurus by PlayDohMan May 9, 2004
strong, well known czech cutler people
that girl must be a Jakovac
Jakovac by boob130 January 6, 2012
Jekovan is a very sexy very attractive male person who is a freak in the sheets and loves dirty humor and is the best to be with. He's a great friend he perfers to be called daddy, and plays around a lot. This boy/man has a great personality in general and he doesn't get mad as much as other people do. If you ever have him as a boyfriend make sure to give him special treatment and keep him close because he will always make you feel like a queen. If you come across this person become their friend.
"Damn that Jekovan boy is so hot and sexy!"
Jekovan by _Duckalli_ June 27, 2016
Someone with a very eclectic skill set, who makes money doing all of them.
She's a jakoval; she's a hair stylist, a web developer, and writes knitting patterns.
jakoval by Kyrenora January 21, 2018

jaeovanni 

j’aeovanni is so rare… never met a person like them.. so calm, cool, collected. just DONT piss them off.
Who’s that?

That’s jaeovanni 😩
jaeovanni by lmeyp March 16, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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