Happy Houring

The action of going to happy hour (bar, restaurant, etc.) with others in an attempt to get discounts on food or drinks from said establishment.

We went happy houring on Wednesday night and got cheap fries.

by brownbaglunch April 14, 2021

INTERNET HOARDING

Investing in a trend that hasn’t started yet (via creating a new hashtag on a social media platform)

Rick: Fam…heilvessel is over here using hashtags that have no traffic behind them. How is he supposed to flourish off that?

Chad: Bro…get with the times. Internet hoarding is now and you’re so yesterday right now.

*Chad ghosts Rick irl*

by OGT THE BISHOP November 14, 2021

Super Stanic Hearing

ability to have super non-human senses, like tinglily little hair censors on a tarantuala but inside the ear to be able to hear the quietest whimpers and sounds

Shhh, I need to stare off into space like a rhinoceras so I can use my Super Stanic Hearing to listen to the associate grunting in the bathroom.

by I shall dub thee Bubbie April 28, 2010

selective hearing

one of those things that the other half of the relationship has when you are trying to talk to them

Austin: Sometimes I just pretend like I understand what Becky is saying... it's easier that way ---

Becky: he gives me that blank stare and says nothing...as i wait for his response....and then says....oh..what? i didnt hear what u said....

selective hearing

by Austins Pookie March 8, 2010

supersonic hearing

A very painful condition certain babies are born with, myself being one of them. With supersonic hearing, waves from an AM radio cause popping and pain in the ears.

We don't have a radio at home because my daughter has supersonic hearing.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

Hoarsing

When a girl gets boned so hard she goes hoarse(cant talk)

Me and monica hooked up last night, and i was hoarsing her and now she cant talk.

by lilharp February 5, 2010

Broken Hearing Aid

When performing the act of coitus (fucking) the male pulls out before ejaculation, grabs his partner by the head and cums in his partner's ear canal. While the recipient is cleaning the semen out (as will be the inntial reaction) the male then punches them in the very same ear. The load of cum in the ear makes it hard to hear and the punch causes a ringing effect....hence "broken hearing aid" (I came up with it, but would never do it)

This girl I dragged home from the bar is a dirty little slut, and since I have virtually no respect for womankind or myself, I thought "hey, why not give her a 'broken hearing aid' to make her feel completely un-loved and worthless like pretty much all the other men have done in her life!"...so I did.

by p1zl3 January 3, 2007