heavy burtation

A monumentally bad screw up.

It comes from the viral video of a Los Angeles news reporter who suffered a "migraine aura" on air after the Grammy's, which caused her to jumble her words.

Well A very very heavy ah heavy burtation tonight.
We had a very darris-- darison... by lets go ahead taris tazing los clivet n have the pet.

by coolbeenz94 March 6, 2011

heavy footed

A person who clomps around like a fucking elephant

Why can't you concentrate?

Because they keep walking through the office too heavy footed!

by lizza08230 January 8, 2016

The heavy is dead

A very popular SFM/GMOD TF2 animation made by Antoine Delak where heavy from team fortress 2 dies and takes revenge on the one who killed him. But this comes at a price as his entire team has died while trying to find who killed heavy.

Your dad's sudden death is tragic but It can't be as tragic as the story called "the heavy is dead"

by B8EDUM8 September 28, 2020

heavyweight

A person who can hold his liquor.

Antonym: lightweight

damn those kids nat ev dylan and mike were some heavyweights, they would drink all night, pass out, and pick right up where they left off in the morning.

by natedog856 September 27, 2005

heavy dick

The stage of arousal that occurs between complete limpness and rock hard erection. In this stage, the penis is about half engorged and is too soft to stand proud and erect but to hard to be completely flaccid. The elevated blood levels give the penis a lumbering, heavy feel. Ironically, it is possible to either urinate or ejaculate in this stage (see: messy marvin). Also, because the penis still hangs low, its increased size makes this stage ideal for attempting to visually impress or slapping sexual partners.

When my girlfriend got off the pill I had to start wearin' rubbers again. As soon as I reached for one I went from rock hard to heavy dick.

by gravity5 February 23, 2007

Heavy Hands

Used to describe someone who punches very hard. You will hear this allot in combat sports like kick boxing or MMA.

Side Note: The bones in your body lay down more and more calcium deposits the more trauma they are exposed to. This makes the bones more dense. The bone just gets stronger and stronger. People who punch for a living very well may actually have 'heavier' hands than a normal person.

Did you see how easily he knocked him out? He must have some heavy hands. I'd hate to have to fight him.

by NotAnUndercoverCop June 19, 2009

Heavyn

Heavyn is the baddest bitch she don't take shit from other people and will pop off if needed. She very athletic and attractive. She hella funny and won't laugh unless it's funny. Altogether she's dope asf

"Heavyn fire asf"

by Hdjjzmzndhsn January 7, 2017